BEAR SEMEN HAS GONE INTO HIBERNATION. NO MORE ORDERS FOR NOW, BUT WE'LL BE BACK.

Like us on Facebook to hear about it when we come back. Or contact us for bulk orders.

Feeling weak? Need some strength? Some MANLY strength? Want to gain the strength of TEN gorillas?

Bear Semen is the Manliest Drink on Earth. This drink won't just give you a hairy chest, this drink will give you hairy eyeballs.  Simply buying this drink will make you the most manly man in a hundred mile radius, even if you are a woman.

So get yourself some Manly energy today with the extreme power of Bear Semen!

Shipping can take up to 2 weeks (but is often quicker!), cans and t-shirt may be shipped separately.

Not in the USA? International shipping is available, get in touch for prices. (T-Shirts are always available for international shipping at no extra charge)

Need larger quantities? Contact us at baronvonballs@bearsemen.com

Why not Get the T-Shirt?